But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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