Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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