i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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