so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
