I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
her vagine was all disorganized.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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