am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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