So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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