bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
