in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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