I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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