Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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