he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
third nipple confirmed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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