awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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