You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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