so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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