FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
