I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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