chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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