then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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