THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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