Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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