Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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