You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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