i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Blood and glitter go together right?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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