your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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