What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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