yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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