I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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