Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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