i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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