No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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