think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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