Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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