You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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