This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
