Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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