Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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