Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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