I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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