the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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