I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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