I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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