Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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