I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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