no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it hurts more in the daytime
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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