Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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