The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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