He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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