Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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