I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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