oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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