I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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