i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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