dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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