you guys were way drunker than both of me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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