I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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