After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
